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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Diary of a Young Wife!

Diary of a Young Wife!
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Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.

Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday:
Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try to be supportive.

Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did, to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:
Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "why me? why me ?" Hmmm....It must be his job......... ......... ......... ......... .......

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Good mail

Don't talk while you drive

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

taking a woman to bed

Monday, May 24, 2010

A Moral story

Who is the Guru??
 
During one of his sojourns, the preceptor gave
his students a thin book to learn from
while He was away ... for about a week

On his return, He asked them all whether they had learned the lessons
He had given them .. All answered positively except his favourite student
He had not done the lessons ...)

The teacher asked him again in the hope that maybe
there was some communication problem thing ..
Maybe he hadn't heard him well
The student again answered that he had learned only one line from the book ..

Snap!!!!!!!! !!!!


The teacher blew his top so to say ...
ONE WEEK and only a line .. and the boy had the impudence to say
He had learnt just one line ....

The Guru smacked the boy across his face ...

The boy kept his face down in complete submission to his Guru ..
The Guru's face was still livid with rage ...
Again He asked him "How much did you learn?"
(Maybe the boy was joking at the Guru's expense)
"One line" answered the boy ...

SMACK!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
This one resounded in the ashram ....
Even the other disciples were beginning to feel for one of their own now

The Guru asked him to get out of his sight ...

Wiping away tears, the boy went to a secluded corner of the Ashram
while the rest went about their duties

Time it is said is the best healer ...

In a couple of hours as the Guru had cooled down and was handling
other matters, He thought over the incident again ...
He felt sorry for the boy  ...
He had never slapped any boy in his ashram ..
and the boy was his favourite ....

He sent for the boy ...
The boy stood before him humble in his manner ..

The guru placed his hand on the boy's head and gently asked him,
"My dear, Show me ..
What is the one line you have learnt?"

The student opened the book to the first page and the only line
He had taken over a week to learn ...
 
"Learn to control and be a master of your anger"
 
The Guru's hand trembled as the book slipped out of it ...
His heart filled up with remorse and guilt ...

He was the Guru and it was his duty to teach the students about Life
But in a week, the boy had learnt a lesson that He (the Guru) had failed
after a Life time of imparting knowledge

He embraced the boy hiding his tears ...

The student had taught the teacher ..
The Child had become the father of Man ...
 
The boy grew up to be known as Dharmraj Yudhisthir
and the Guru as Guru Dronacharya

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